If only we could hear the truth...

I commit to you, the people that I will tell you anything that you want to hear, as long as I am elected

If elected, I promise I will push my political agendas, at the expense of the voters who supported me. I promise I will focus solely on personal gain, power and complete control.

I commit to you the voters, that I will do all in my power, to undermine, personally attack and campaign to destroy any person running against me. This includes my own party, the opposing party and their families .

I commit to you the voters, that I will align closely with any special interest, or organization that will support my personal agenda, or assist in getting me elected.

I commit that I will spin the truth and deny any and all lies.

I promise that I will embrace the religious right, advocate separation of church and state, and support the right to chose while advocating right to life. I will drive any agenda that will result in my personal gain, at any expense.

I pledge to you the voters that I will squarely place blame on all others, and will NOT take any responsibility for my actions or those around me.

I will make certain that the opposing party assume responsibility for any natural disaster, and do everything in my power to make natural disasters clear political issues.

I will embrace the media and coach them on the propagation of false truths, for the sole purpose of power and personal gain.

I will embrace the enemy at the clear expense of my country and its people, however only if it results in my personal gain.

I commit that I will support taxation of the wealthiest Americans, those making over $75,000 per year. I will support any social program benefiting the poor, as long as it directly benefits my political agendas and position of power.

I will commit that all celebrities and ultra rich, will be free of taxation, to reward them for their continued efforts to ensure my position of power.

I will do my best to divide this great country if it results in my political gain.

I am not a Democrat, or a Republican...

I am a Politician.... and I approve this message